As a local sidewalk blogger, the most common request I get is this:
"Bill, when are you going to curate a set of paint colors based on Saint Paul lampposts?"
|[Most of these emails are lamppost-related.]|
Well, I'm finally listening to the voice of the people.
ANNOUNCING THE 2018 LAMPPOST LINE OF ARTISANALLY CURATED COLORWAYS, PRESENTED BY SAINT PAUL
Based on meticulous sampling and painstaking collecting of actual boulevard lampposts photographs in Saint Paul, Minnesota, I have curated this professional artisanally labelled set of color swatches for you!
Complex and contemplative, these colorways are curated to cultivate neighborhood pride. They are designed to foster enlightened states in both interior or exterior contexts. Use them for your kitchen, bath, three-season porch, or backyard light fixtures.
You can even have your bicycle custom painted with shades of different lampposts from individually curated Saint Paul neighborhoods. Or your hybrid SUV / art-car if you prefer.
From this point forward, the world of LAMPPOSTS™ is your oyster.
[See also: all the pics of lampposts.]