2024-06-17

Four Guide Booklets Now Back in Print


Good news! I have finally gotten off my ass, updated and reprinted four long out-of-print booklets from my Guide Booklet series. They are: 

  • Noteworthy Dive Bars of Old Fort Road (now featuring Bay Street Burger Dive)
  • Lesser Known Parks of Northwestern St. Paul
  • Public Staircases of St. Paul (with Walnut Stairs update)
  • and Coney Dogs of Greater St. Paul (now featuring the Bar + Cart footlong)

They all feature local artwork by various artists, as well as illustrations and information about their respective subject matter. You can purchase them right now at my Twin City Sidewalks Store, hot off the presses. Enjoy, and look for new reprints and some brand new booklets in the coming weeks.

But wait... there's more. I also have in stock, after many years, my Minneapolis-St. Paul: Then and Now photo book, which I will sign and send to you! It makes a great addition to any coffee table or bathroom.




2024-06-14

Signs of the Times #188

 

NEW YEAR
NEW FLAG

[Sandwich board. Selby Avenue, St. Paul.]



NO
MASK

[Door. Salt Lake City, UT.]



NORTH
POLE
POST

[Tree. Salt Lake City, UT.]



DO NOT SIT OR
LEAN OR JUMP
OVER!! THANK
YOU!

[Wall. Downtown, St. Paul.]



FREE

[Bike. Selby Avenue, St. Paul.] 



The Dog
Bar
is
Open!

[Midway, St. Paul.]



NO 
DOGS
Thank You

[Yard. Location forgotten.]



Collet
Corporate
Taxes
-> $1.76 Tr

[Utility box. St. Paul, Capitol.]



zucinnie 
.50
Green
Pepper .75
cucumber
slicer 1.00
Potatoes
basket 1-

[Farmstand. Pepin, WI.]



This is a bench
Sit here.

[Bench. North Minneapolis.]

PUT ON 
PORCH-DON'T
LET ANYONE OUT

[Door. Location forgotten.]

2024-06-10

My Testimony to the Planning Commission on the new St. Paul Drive-Thru Study

[The lovely patio at the Snelling/Marshall Starbucks that has always been this way and was never a literal hellscape or anything.]


Last Friday, I had the privilege of being the only member of the public to testify on the city's new drive-thru study that wasn't representing the fast food industry or the Chamber of Commerce. Here's my brief testimony, which you can also see here:

Thank you Madam Chair and members of the Commission. I served here for 9 years, and one thing I remember talking about was the Snelling and Marshall Starbucks, which is where I wrote these notes, on their new patio. 

I have three things to think about. First, there’s a new book about people with disabilities — I’m reluctant to speak for people with disabilities personally — but there’s a new book called "When Driving is Not an Option" that covers the importance of these topics, and mentions the high percentage of people with disabilities who don’t drive cars. It’s important when designing these polices that we don’t trade off access for one group at the expense of access for another.

My second point is about ice removal on sidewalks, another key issue for safety and mobility. Drive-thru curb cuts, once cars start driving over the sidewalk, the snow and ice get compacted and it's impossible to get the ice off the sidewalk. It becomes the slipperiest part of someone’s trek down the sidewalks of St. Paul. 

The third thing is economic development in St. Paul. This has come up a lot lately in my life, where people have asked me, including Dir. Goodman in PED, how do we help small businesses in St Paul? What do we have that they don’t have in the suburbs? 

We have connections between businesses. We have sidewalks, and you can trip chain. You go to the bakery, then you go to the bookstore, then you go to the coffee shop. You walk between all these places. The second you put a drive-thru in, that business becomes an island. People don’t even get out of their cars. They don’t walk. 

That makes it harder to connect between one place an another. If you want to grow places like Snelling, Grand, the East Side, all the commercial strips in St. Paul, you need to focus on making connections between business, not just building drive-thrus run by corporate chains from around the world, to be little islands where people never see what’s so great about St. Paul and our small business economy. 

They did this in Minneapolis, a blanket ban on drive-thrus to support small businesses, equity, safety, walkability, climate action. we can do that in St. Paul too.   


Axios has a story on it today covering the study that generously quotes me. Let's hope that Planning Commissioners and city leaders push staff to be more aggressive with these regulations.

2024-06-03

Border-to-Border Desire Chatsworth Bike Ride this Friday

[Chatsworth Avenue, a relatively pleasant street.]

Hello there. It's been too long! 

Just for fun, I'm going to lead a bike ride this Friday that will follow one of my favorite secret routes through St. Paul. In my head, I simply call it "Desire Chatsworth," because it traces a straight north-south line where Chatsworth Avenue should be. It's one of the only bikable routes that actually crosses* every railroad and highway boundary in the city, at least if you squint a little bit.

Along the way, we'll stop a few times to discuss St. Paul history and how the topography and geography of the city reflect inequality and diversity. 

We'll meet at the southern border of the city at Summit Brewing at 5:30, depart around 6:00. We'll end up at the northern border of the city at Ted's Rec, and from there you'll be on your own. 

Hope to see you then! 

* Warning: the ride will likely involve some light trespassing

[Facebook event is here.]


2024-04-01

On TPT Almanac to talk about Saint Paul's New Downtown Plan

 Well, I can check this one off my bucket list! I went on Almanac, Minnesota's long-running flagship local politics show, last Friday to talk about downtown Saint Paul. I normally avoid doing TV because I hate it, but I'll aways make an exception for Eric Eskola and Cathy Wurzer. 

It's very very quick, like all television, but I hope you enjoy it. I haven't watched it myself, but apparently I didn't sound like a moron. You'll notice that I didn't take the bait on the leading question about skyways. Live TV is too short to explain that shit.


[Watch all five minutes of glory here.]

2024-02-26

On Wisconsin Public Radio's Morning Show talking about Minneapolis 2040

I had the honor of being a guest with Kate Archer Kent on WPR's Morning Show last week, talking about the Minneapolis 2040 plan with the good people of Wisconsin. It was pretty basic stuff about what the plan was, what it did and din't do, and the political and legal fallout that followed its adoption in 2019.

Here's the link (the second segment in the clip). Enjoy!

2024-01-11

Twin City Doorways #69

 
[Boston, MA.]


[Boston, MA.]


[West 7th, St. Paul.]


[Downtown, Minneapolis.]


[Grand Avenue, St. Paul.]


[Mac-Groveland, St. Paul.]


[Pepin, WI.]


[Location forgotten.]


[Portland, OR.]


[Portland, OR.]


[Portland, OR.]


[Portland, OR.]


2024-01-08

Signs of the Times #187

 


Eat the Rich

...

[Doorway wall. Denver CO.]



Her mother told her she could grow up
to be anything she wanted to be, 
so she grew up to become
the strongest of the strong,
the strangest of the strange,
the wildest of the wild
the wolf leading wolves.

[Sidewalk. Denver CO.]



River's Dream House

WHAT HELPS YOU
FEEL SAFE
WITH OTHERS?

[Telephone pole. Denver, CO.]



Please help yourself to
some of our leftover candy
from Trick or Treating last night.
Happy Halloween!

[Bowl. Somewhere in St. Paul.]



There he met with a group of African-American recent
retirees, and he said to them:

'You are God's instrument, that
you should not be played and
put down for not making the
sound that pleases everybody...'

George

[Table. University Avenue, St. Paul.]


Dear beloved customers,
Pat the owner (me), is 
building a house and racing
to get roof on before bad
weather sets in, Hence, I'll
be temporarily closing on Wed's
for 4-5 weeks. Everything is
going great in Wienie World, it's
difficult to find workers though, sorry.

[Door. Cedar Avenue, Minneapolis.]


Dogs Welcome in Line

[Basket. Lex-Ham, Saint Paul.]

NO GUEST AFTER 10PM
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
IT'S DOESN'T MAKE SINCE
WHAT I SAT AND HEARD
LAST NIGHT COMING FROM
THIS BUILDING!!

NO MORE WARNING!!

[Door. University Avenue, Saint Paul.]

Stay
Positive

[Wood thing. Seward, Minneapolis.]
 
Due to
Staffing Shortages
We will be closing
at 3X2 pm today

[Door. Skyway system. Downtown, Minneapolis.]

NO TRESPASSING
ON STONE WALL

[Grand Avenue, Saint Paul.]

NOTICE

WE OPENS THE RESTAURANT
FROM 2pm TO 9pm

SORRY FOR THE
INCONVENIENCE

[Door. Midway, Saint Paul.]

2024-01-05

Sidewalk Dogs #17

 
[Downtown St. Paul.]


[Salt Lake City, Utah.]


[Uptown, Minneapolis.]


[Loring Park, Minneapolis.]


[Portland, Oregon.]



[Selby Avenue, St. Paul.]


[Uptown, Minneapolis.]


[St. Anthony Park, St. Paul.]


[Grand Avenue, St. Paul.]


[Location forgotten.]
[Location forgotten.]