2011-09-08

Sidewalk Mailbox #3


Hi Sidewalk Guy/Gal-

Do you have any history or observations (remembrances) of Stendahl’s, 1001  Nicollet Avenue? (shoes on first floor, bridal on second!?) What happened with that  business after a 1972 fire?


I believe it was part of the “bridal corner” of 10th and Nicollet, or was that  10th/Marquette.


Thank you,
Something Old





Dear Something Old:

Having never been a bride in the 70s, I'd never heard of this. I did a Google search and nothing came up. I looked it up on the Minnesota Historical Society database too. Nothing. 

I did, however, buy my only suit at Nate's Clothing which used to be on 1st Avenue and while I was there shopping all the old guys were watching the Cubs play a day game on a TV above the cash register, and I found that really charming for some reason, particularly as I was being measured by gent with a measuring tape. Nate's was also across from the Army Surplus store (somehow still there) and so one might have called that the “Groom's Corner”, as it contained all you needed to both get married and to flee, escaping into the wilderness to survive off foraging and small game. Alas, Nate's is no more.

Yours,
TC Sidewalks



Dear Sidewalks:


Glad I came across your post.  As someone working on a project in alternative transportation funding with a particular focus on its politics, I was pleased to see you making points I try to make.  Recently I gave a presentation at the Transportation Research Board/University of Florida Workshop on Innovative Transportation Pricing. 

I especially liked your point about how standing at the gas pump is “the most visible, visceral economic relationship we have to our vehicles”.  That very point was at the inception of our project (Efficient Vehicle Assessor (EVA)).  EVA has grown to address other urgent needs but at its root is this notion:

Of all the tools government has to incent or encourage behavior, the tax is arguably the most effective (excluding passing a law mandating or outlawing something) tool policy-makers have.  
When the gas tax was conceived (at least in the iteration under Eisenhower), transportation funding was its only goal, the only thing we needed it to do.  There were no worries about carbon emissions, petro-terrorism, etc.

So while the current gas tax approach made sense then, it doesn’t now.  In fact, as currently structured, it pits our funding needs in direct opposition to our environmental and energy needs (both of which are urgent).    It is a single, blunt tool that is so crudely designed as to be almost useless as a policy tool.

EVA is based on the notion that the most effective place to effect consumer behavior is at the gas pump, where everyone is, as you point out, hyper-sensitive to the price.  And so the concept of EVA was born:  A variable-agnostic platform for transportation pricing.  Any number of factors can go into the calculation of the tax – vehicle characteristics, socio-economic factors (the current flat structure is quite regressive), as well as many others.  In short, whatever policy-makers agree are the factors needed (and that will surely differ from state to state).

I won’t go on further here.  I’ll just point you to our project website www.evasmartpump.com and compliment you again on your post (for which I’ve posted a link on our news link page).

Best,
Eva



Dear Eva:

I like this, I suppose. Much like everyone on Earth, I hate standing at the gas pump. (This is why the states of New Jersey and Oregon have made it illegal to stand at your own gas pump.) And really the only thing that could make standing at the gas pump bearable is looking over at the next sucker standing at the next gas pump and seeing that he's driving a mid-90s Chevrolet Suburban Extend-o-thon which gets 11 mpgs, and so the delicious feeling of schadenfreude sweeps over you like a wave.

And really the only thing that could make that schadenfreude any better would be knowing that the gas pump was programmed somehow to charge him MORE for living out in Rodgers, MN, or for owning four cars, or for being in the top income bracket (in this case the schadenfreude target in question would be more likely driving a Porsche Cayenne Turbo). Then the schadenfreude might reach serotonin highs normally only achievable with chemicals or bodily passion, neither of which typically occur anywhere near a gasoline pump, which would somehow form this subliminal neuron connection in my habit memory associating pumping gas with ecstatic pleasure, leading me to think of little else besides gasoline schadenfreude during my everyday humdrum life, leading me to seek out more and more frequent ways to “fill my tank”, at which point I too would buy a mid-90s Suburban and drive to and from Elko just to pick up a shrink-wrapped Deli Express ham sandwich for lunch (and of course to “get my gas on”) at which point both my wallet and my soul would be emptier then the town square of downtown Mandan on a cold Saturday evening in February.

So, yeah, I don't think your idea is very likely to happen. All of our politicians are still sniffing gas fumes like there's no tomorrow.

Yours,
TC Sidewalks



Dear TC Sidewalks:


So.... I've got a traffic/planning proposal. Thought it might be interesting to get y'all's take on it. Here's the idea:

 Convert Main St SE to one-way (direction of travel: NW) from 6th Ave to Hennepin.

Here's why:

* Bike traffic is really picking up.
* So is pedestrian traffic.
* Cars trolling main st move too slowly and seem to get lost all the time, not to mention looking for parking is weird and awkward.
* Bike/pedestrian traffic has REALLY picked up in the summer time this year.

So... what if Main St was 1-way? We could reduce the road's width, and widen/install real bike lanes. The would make pedestrians & bikers a lot happier. I think even cars would be happier, because it would be a bit easier to drive down the street and figure out where you're going. Plus, 2nd street is really underutilized relative to its size, so it could handle the spillover traffic from a reduced-size main st.

What do you think? Is it a good/bad idea? Could I convince the city to do it? Or at least study it?

Thanks,
Juan Weigh


Dear Juan:


I hate one way streets. I like two way streets, but only if they're sized the same as a one -way street so that if two cars enter the street from opposite ends of the block, they have to confront each other and one of them has to eventually give up and put their car into reverse, only to discover that there are two or three more cars heading their direction coming from behind them and so the driver of the potentially backing up car has to get out and attempt to explain and convince the other drivers heading his direction that it's an impossible impasse and their best way forward is to go back, only its difficult to do this, and none of the other drivers believe him, perhaps because our driver is so self-sacrificing in the first place and lacks the necessary charisma or rhetorical capability. So then everyone gets out of their cars to go see the impasse first hand with their own eyes and when they do so, all massed in an angry huddle, staring at two rows of cars stuck facing each other with no way out, they realize that maybe they didn't want to be driving that day in the first place and, confronted with the absurdity of the situation, they all decide to walk to their destinations instead, or maybe even skip their destination altogether and go off to the nearest pub to grab a pint together and sing songs in three-part harmony.

That's my dream. Your dream is a one-way street on Main Street SE. Well, I hate one way streets, but I actually like 5th Street SE, which is a mega-traffic-calmed one way street with a contra-flow bike lane, so maybe if they did that it'd be cool.

Though I dare say that the street would be aimed in the opposite direction, so that traffic coming off the Hennepin Avenue bridge could turn down the street and find parking (or whatever it is that cars do).

Also, nobody at the city will make any changes to the street unless they have the complete backing of all the local business owners and the city council person, which in your case is Diane Hofstedte, so you're probably screwed.

Best of luck!

TC Sidewalks

2011-09-07

Reading the Highland Villager #44

[Basically the problem is that the best source of Saint Paul streets & sidewalks news is the Highland Villager, a very fine and historical newspaper. This wouldn't be a problem, except that its not available online. You basically have to live in or frequent Saint Paul to read it. That's why I'm reading the Highland Villager so that you don't have to. Until this newspaper goes online, sidewalk information must be set free.] 

Total # of articles about sidewalks: 11
Total # of articles about sidewalks written by Jane McClure: 8



Headline: St. Paul bans new student rentals near St. Thomas; Moratorium gives city year to study increase in home conversions 
Reporter: Jane McClure

Short short version: CM Stark's [aforementioned] ban on affordable student housing near St Thomas University in the name of protecting well-to-do families from the blight of being near St Thomas students passed the City Council on a unanimous vote. [Some St Thomas official claims that student housing does NOT negatively affect property values. Meanwhile, everybody agrees that at least 20% of St Thomas students suck.] The city planning commission will “study” the issue during the next year. [This is why I never want to be on a planning commission. -Ed.] Article includes descriptions of [what surely was] a [riveting] community meeting in which anti-Tommie voices outnumbered pro-Tommie voices by a 3-to-1 margin. Includes this memorable quote from “Yvonne Jonk”: “I'm frankly tired of not even being able to put pumpkins out on my steps.” 


Headline: Popular Red Balloon begins new chapter on Grand; Bookshop changes hands to another pair of women who embrace children's literature. 
Reporter: Jane McClure

Short short version: The bookstore has been open since 1984. It's still open.


Headline: Coleman proposes 6.5 percent tax levy increase in 2012; Mayor's budget includes $6.2 million in cuts and hefty increases in fees 
Reporter: Jane McClure

Short short version: Because of a $12 million cut in St Paul's LGA allotment, the mayor's city budget will cut $6M largely out of fire dep't overtime, shorter library hours, NOT doing the Marshall Avenue median project, fee increases, and across the board cuts to all city departments. The other half of the reduction would be made up by a property tax increase. [The mayor gave the budget address out of the now-open but then-closed Amsterdam location. I am on my way there right now.] Article includes quotes and dramatic statements about snowplowing from various CMs.


Headline: City parks budget marked by higher fees, less frequent cleaning; But no buildings are closed under mayor's plan for 2012 
Reporter: Jane McClure

Short short version: See above. Article is basically the same, except it lists out all the cleaning schedules for the various city-owned park buildings. For example, “restroom facilities at playgrounds without a rec center would be cleaned five days a week.”


Headline: SteppingStone to spend 200,000 to restore historical front stairway [Note: headline missing a dollar sign]
Reporter: Jane McClure

Short short version: The [cool building that houses the] SteppingStone Theater [right near William Mitchell College of Law] will restore the large set of stairs that lead down to the Victoria Avenue sidewalk. The money comes largely from the city's STAR grants. The building was originally a bunch of different types of church.


Headline: Judge sides with neighbors, negates PPL zoning variance; Now council may consider amending lot size ordinance 
Reporter: Jane McClure

Short short version: [In an ongoing NIMBY saga] A group of neighbors along West 7th Street have successfully stopped a large affordable housing building from being constructed on a vacant lot. A judge recently supported the neighbor's challenge of the zoning variance granted earlier by the city. Article includes gritty details of RM-2 zoning. Article includes photo of old man leaning on a scarecrow looking pleased with himself. Article also includes Churchill-type quotes from PPL head Steve Cramer about indefatigability, etc.


Headline: Diverter meets the intent of bike-walk program 
Reporter: Barb Thoman [exec. Director / founder of TLC] 

Short short version: Explanation of the need for safe and comfortable biking routes, the NMTP project, TLC's role in administering the money, the history of how they decide which projects to fund, the history of which projects have actually been built, and why making a bike boulevard without medians and serious traffic calming is like building a bike lane and allowing cars to park inside it. [NOTE: That last metaphor is my own. -Ed.] Column includes the following ultimatum: “TLC has indicated to the city of St Paul that this segment must include at least one effective traffic-calming treatment to minimally meet the criteria under which it was funded.” [They built one over in Minneapolis with THREE diverters, but I suppose that was in a less soucheray neighborhood. NOTE: dfn. soucheray. Adjective. 1. (politics) a place where the only point of view is through a windshield. Ex. “That's a very soucheray coffee shop, its parking lot is huge!” -Ed.] 


Headline: Waiting for the rebound; Homes for sale are in short supply as sellers sit out of market 
Reporter: Larry Englund

Short short version: Article on the real estate market. Includes large table showing average home prices of all St Paul neighborhoods.


Headline: Committee favors industrial development of Pelham site; City staff argued that no errors were made in approving the site plan and noted that the site is actually in the St Anthony Park neighborhood, not Union Park 
Reporter: Jane McClure

Short short version: [Holy crap!] The old Overnight Express site right next to the Rock-Tenn factory will get a new one-story industrial building. The city had considered changing it to a “traditional neighborhood” zoning because its near the new University Ave LRT. Article includes [way too many] details about city politics featuring many different departments and actors and internal debates. Article includes illustration of the new building, which is a classic one story St Paul Port Authority industrial park development with a parking lot moat [safely] separating any walls and windows from the street.


Headline: Plans for Dino's Gyros, Culver's restaurants move forward 
Reporter: Jane McClure

Short short version: The Culver's restaurant slated for University and Pascal is on track for completion. Article includes great description from an anonymous University Avenue resident describing this section of University as “blighted by crappy old buildings and broken-up parking lots”. [I hate Culver's. I hate drive-thrus. Case closed.] Meanwhile, in Highland Park, Dino's Gyros will be opening up on Ford Parkway near the new Walgreen's. The building will NOT have a drive thru, but may try to get a liquor license. [Great St Paul. Way to go. So now we have new drive-thrus, crappy industrial office moat buildings, and windowless CVS no-doors-on-the-street-on-a-main-streetcorner crap built on University Avenue. That sounds like a pedestrian paradise! The Champs Elysees of the West! -Ed.] 


Headline: Rentals are a bright spot in market; New housing projects aim to take advantage of low apartment vacancy rate 
Reporter: Kevin Driscoll

Short short version: Article about how rental properties are in high demand, thus becoming pricey. Article includes photos of the Farmer's Market lofts under construction downtown. [For further information about this, see earlier stories higher up on your screen on how St Paul politics is putting the kibosh on the construction of rental housing near St Thomas, affordable rental housing along W 7th, and how nobody who owns a home is selling it, thereby increasing demand for rentals. -Ed.]

2011-09-05

Signs of the Times #35

Top Level
Is Closed

[Roof. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]


36 EACH CAT # 19986
Round Kritter Keeper Small No Label

[Cardboard box. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]

This ash tree was treated
for emerald ash borer.

[Ash tree. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]


Have
You Met
Ryan?

[Youth. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]


Our power is
out. Stop back
in a bit.

[Wooden board. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]

911TRUTH.ORG

[Trash Can. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]


Yes! We have DIET ROOT BEER

 [Building. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]



Please!!
No Photos!
...With Hats!

Thank You!

[Como/Snelling, St Paul.]


Pop Only
This Side
No Donuts

[Como/Snelling, St Paul.]


Free
Photos
Here

[Sandwich board. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]

 Alive!


[Wall. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]

 Memories Start Here

[Wall. Como/Snelling, St Paul.]

2011-09-02

*** Sidewalk Weekend *** #63

Sidewalk Rating: Peak Vitality
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If climate change is a hammer to the Dutch, the head's coming down more or less where we live. Rotterdam sits astride a plain that absorbs the Scheldt, Meuse, and Rhine outflows, and what we're facing is a troika of rising sea level, peak river dischargers, and extreme weather events. We've got the jewel of our water defenses – the staggeringly massive water barriers at Maeslant and Dordrecht, and the rest of the Delta Works – ready to shut off the North Sea during the next cataclysmic storm, but what are we to do when that coincides with the peak river discharges? Sea levels are leaping up, our ground is subsiding, it's raining harder and more often, and our program of managed flooding – Make Room for the Rivers – was overwhelmed long ago. The dunes and dikes at eleven locations from Ter Heijde to Westkapelle no longer meet what we decided would be the minimum safety standards. Temporary emergency measures are starting to be known to the public as Hans Brinkers.
-Jim Shepard, from “The Netherlands Lives with Water” in You Think That's Bad

 [Do not touch the State Fair reptile.]



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Teresa Tryon said, "On August 25th my 10 year daughter arrived home via police officer, requested to speak to me on the front porch of my home. The officer informed me that in his 'judgement' it was unsafe for my daughter to ride her bike to school."

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2011-09-01

The Dueling Butchers of Western Avenue

The north end of St Paul's Western Avenue is a curious place. For some reason, three doors down from my house you'll find two different family-run eighty-year-old butcher shops sharing the same corner. 
 
[Western and Cook Avenues c. 1923. Note the streetcar.]
Discovering this is a surprise. In this modern era of retail cannibalism and super-dupermarket shopping, having an ancient family run butcher nearby is quite the accomplishment. If, when traveling around the Twin Cities, you should happen across an old market that has somehow outlasted the the economic ups and downs, somehow survived the cutthroat competition, stop your car and buy something. Perhaps a home-made bratwurst? A tub of potato salad? A pigs ear? For a butcher shop to last so long in America is a miracle.

Which is why Western Avenue is so curious. They have not one, but two of these butcher shops. They're almost literally across the street from each other, an uncanny confluence of butchery. One is called Stasny'sFood Market, the other is called Kamp's Food Market. They each make their own bratwurst, Italian sausage, and ground beef. They each sell a variety of “packs” of grillable things at various price points. In each store you'll find a shop owner with large forearms and young apprentices working behind the meat counter at the end of the aisle, ready to slice your bacon or wrap your steaks. Each store stocks produce and canned goods and soda and cigarettes and lottery tickets. Each descends from the era when a streetcar ran down the street and dead-ended, turned, and returned to downtown St Paul at the corner of Western and Case Avenues. And somehow each has survived all this time.

[The view of Kamp's from Stasny's.]
Of course a trained eye can discern differences between the butchers. Stasny's Food Market is the more “traditional” of the two. There's a large stopped Regulator clock on the wall by the butcher counter that keeps everything inside the store from changing. They cater more to the older white working class part of the neighborhood. Fire fighters park their big red trucks outside the store while picking up meat for their backyard barbeques. Each year during hunting season lots of quiet men stop by in the night to drop off deer carcases for dressing. Stasny's still closes each day at 6:00 PM, and isn't open on Sundays. Stasny's is also a few years older, and like any older sibling, milks its experience.

Kamp's, on the other hand, is what you call “newfangled.” They are a bit bigger, and stay open until 9:00 PM. They actually try and cater to the increasingly diverse neighborhood, having a Latino foods section with a smattering of Goya products and selling a variety of sports apparel. They sell donuts each Sunday morning for 60 cents a piece.

But that's about it. Somehow these two stores have been peacefully coexisting all these decades, both grinding out a living in a small St Paul neighborhood.

[The view of Stasny's from Kamp's.]
The Great Butcher Battle of 2011

Something odd happened the other day though. As near as I can figure, another old butcher shop on Rice Street (a mile away) had finally bit the bullet and gone out of business, and Kamp's had recruited their butcher. Presumably this butcher brought over some of his clients, and all his nostalgic prestige, and added himself to the collective roster of Kamp's. That much was of little consequence.

The thing that really made an impact though was that, the next day, Kamp's hung out a big neon yellow sign on the corner telephone pole. It said, "Jimmy Biglow from Capitol City Meats IS HERE At Kamps."

The sign loomed over the streetcorner like a zepplin. Western Avenue would never be the same. The delicate balance of charcuterie had been upset. The gauntlet had been thrown. In one single gesture, Kamp's Food Market threatened to gain the nostalgic upper hand. Combining the forces of two old school butchers behind one counter, Kamp's threatened to “out butcher” Stasny's, claiming titles to longevity, experience, and old butcher wisdom. Something was not right. Something had to give.

And something did happen, a few weeks later. A new sign appeared in front of Stasny's store. It was also yellow, also posted high on a telephone pole. It read, “Stu from Rice Street Meats is HERE!!!” 


[One of the signs is now in its second iteration, having been replaced and made more striking.]
Somehow, somewhere, despite the impossible odds, another old Rice Street butcher shop had closed and another old butcher had appeared in the night, wandering meatless in search of a home. And somehow, he'd ended up at Stasny's, joining forces to right the scales of meaty justice and reset the balance of power on Western Avenue.

All this happened months ago. The signage is still up, slowly unyellowing in the hard summer sun. The two signs sit not 100 feet from each other, facing off in an eternal butcher battle. If you stand between them you can feel the tension. You can just make out the sound of a meat cleaver whispering in the wind.

The two markets have gone back to their usual routines. Small flicking smiles have begun to reappear under the mustaches. It seems like everything might be back to normal. Just don't ask me which bratwurst is better. I won't tell you. I don't want to have to choose.