2025-11-03

You're Not From Here #6 at Black Hart on Wednesday 11/6: Fargo, Memphis, Singapore!


It's time once again for St. Paul's best live presentation show about people who somehow moved to the Twin Cities from elsewhere. I'm hosting the "You're Not From Here, Are You?: A Show for Transplants"  again this Wednesday at the Black Hart of St. Paul, on University Avenue. 

This month, come and hear from some fabulous guests. We have Naomi from Singapore, Will from Memphis, and Martha from Fargo! This will be the longest-distance we have ever covered, some truly unprecedented geography.

The show is guaranteed by me to be both informative and fun. This is not to mention that it is free! Come meet folks and learn a little bit.

  • What: hour-long show about people from places
  • When: 7pm on November 5th
  • Where: Black Hart
  • Why: learn stuff and meet people

See you then!

[The Mysteries of the Universe... Revealed!]


Signs of the Times #192

HOT POT
AND 
SUSHI
ALL YOU CAN EAT :)
BOBA
MILK TEA
FRUIT TEA
SLUSH

[Sandwich Board, Lyndale Avenue, Mpls.]

NO
PARKING
PLZ!
WEDNESDAY
(we need clearance
for blue box pick up
Wed July 2, 2025)

[Location forgotten.]


WE'VE
GOT
MAIL!

[Window. Edina.]

^
FOR REAL!

[Asphalt. Location forgotten.]


STUPID LOOKING
FAR 5
LOOSERS

[Southeast, Minneapolis.]


PALESTINIANS Deserve To
LIVE in their HOMELAND, as
FREE and EQUAL
CITIZENS

[Doorway. Central Avenue, Mpls.]

BULL
DOGS
ONLY

[Vent. NE Mpls.]


IF IN
NEED
PLEASE
TAKE!
We Got You!
-StPaul

[Cathedral Hill, St. Paul.]


NoPark

Cornbread
Park

ONLY

[Cedar-Riverside, Mpls.]
 

2025-10-31

Top 5 Spookiest St. Paul Neighborhoods

[The spookiest house in St. Paul.]

It's that time of the year, spooky season. It got me thinking... what are the sppokiest parts of St. Paul? Where on my St. Paul wanders do I feel like actual ghosts exist?

# 5. The area around Newell Park

This neighborhood doesn't have a proper name, part of Hamline-Midway, but the area around Newell Park seems spooky to me. It's something about the twisted oak trees, and odd undulations of the savannah, the only remnant of what the land actually looked like before white settlement. The nearby railyard adds an eerie ambience, the Black Stack smoke stack looms, and the streets are just confusing enough to throw you a curve.   

# 4. Crosby Lake / Watergate / Old Rumtown

I was once in a dark cavern in the bluffs, deep underneath Davern Street, and came across an abandoned boat resting on the pitch-black sand. Walking past it, a hand-scrawled sign saying DANGER KEEP OUT appeared in the massive cavern, a abandoned entombed remnant of a Junior Chamber of Commerce haunted house, now sealed for eternity in its post-industrial tomb. The ghosts of the first refugee still haunt old Rumtown, evicted by Plympton at gunpoint.

# 3. West Side

Something about the West Side is spooky, probably the caves (again) lurking below, but also the hills and ravines and limestone retaining walls that slowly disintegrating in the moonlight. In late October, the cottonwood trees loom overhed, and you cannot erase the wildness of the bluffs from the margins of your memory, no matter how hard you try. Paths leading into the dark woods are there for those with eyes to see, leading down into the dark brambles and, eventually, over a cliff.

# 2. Area by the Half Time Rec

Front Avenue is home to more than cemetery, dating back to the era when this was the edge of town, and the tiny neighborhood tucked between the railroad tracks bumps elbows with the graves of nuns. To live in this odd nameless nook is to make peace with the dead, and it's apparent each Halloween that these cautious accommodations are not always smooth ones. The basement bocce court is haunted by the ghosts of grumpy old men, who bend the bounce of the balls ever so slightly with their lifetimes of frustration. 

# 1. Swede Hollow / Dayton's Bluff /  Railroad Island

When they burned the hollow homes the city leaders might have eradicatred the walls of the denizens of the city's timeless ravine, but it did nothing to their souls, who remain in the hollow to this day. The sun sets earlier down in along Phalen Creek, and the darkness wafts up to the bluffs overhead, haunting the dusty Victorian homes and nightly causing their radiators to creak and clank. A hairdresser once swore to me she had seen the ghost of Theodore Hamm stalking the top floor of the old abandoned brewery, and I believe her.

 


2025-10-27

The Best Political Ad is One You Can Sit On

    




I remember hearing about these "sponsored" benches from Board of Estimate and Taxation Candidate Eric Harris Bernstein. The BET is easily the most obscure elected city government position that I know about, and it's rare that people even take the time and energy to run for it. But I am very impressed with Bernstein's campaign so far, based solely on his typeface designs and sittable signage. 

Instead of lawn signs, he's put his resources into hand-made benches for Minneapolis' parks. I saw two of them the other day in Kingfield.

What a great idea! Most campaign spending is the definition of ephemeral. Whether or not Bernstein wins or not, these benches will be providing a civic service for years. 

If I lived in Minneapolis, he'd have my vote based solely on this infrastructural brillinace.

2025-10-24

Twin City Doorways #75

[Downtown, Minneapolis.]

[South Minneapolis.]

[Downtown, St. Paul.]

[Uptown, Minneapolis.]

[Downtown, Minneapolis.]

[Downtown, St. Paul.]

[East Side, St. Paul.]

[East Side, St. Paul.]

[Downtown, St. Paul.]


[Downtown, St. Paul.]


[West 7th, St. Paul.]