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2025-06-05

Peddling My Wares at the 620 Club this Saturday!

[Artists's rendering of 620 Club (formerly Keenan's Bar) on West 7th Street.]


[This could be you!]
On a whim, I’m going to be peddling my wares — booklets, books, lapel pins, and coasters — at one of my favorite bars this Saturday. The wonderful West 7th staple, the 620 Club (formerly Keenan’s), is hosting a "makers market.” I reached out to the new owner, the wonderful Ruth Kashmark, and she's giving me space there on Saturday as one of the local area “makers”. 

In other words, it's a rare opportunity to grab in-person any of my in-print booklets on coney dogs, dive bars, public staircases, or parking lots, come on down! I’ll also have my books and other assorted merch on hand, and would be happy to sign those as well.

(I am guessing there will also be lots of other interesting local artisans at 620 as well.)


Plus you can hang out at the 620 Club, always a lovely time. BONUS: For every booklet you purchase, I will tell you one fun fact about West 7th Street. 


I hope to see you then!



[Some of the many booklets that might or might not be available.]

2024-06-17

Four Guide Booklets Now Back in Print


Good news! I have finally gotten off my ass, updated and reprinted four long out-of-print booklets from my Guide Booklet series. They are: 

  • Noteworthy Dive Bars of Old Fort Road (now featuring Bay Street Burger Dive)
  • Lesser Known Parks of Northwestern St. Paul
  • Public Staircases of St. Paul (with Walnut Stairs update)
  • and Coney Dogs of Greater St. Paul (now featuring the Bar + Cart footlong)

They all feature local artwork by various artists, as well as illustrations and information about their respective subject matter. You can purchase them right now at my Twin City Sidewalks Store, hot off the presses. Enjoy, and look for new reprints and some brand new booklets in the coming weeks.

But wait... there's more. I also have in stock, after many years, my Minneapolis-St. Paul: Then and Now photo book, which I will sign and send to you! It makes a great addition to any coffee table or bathroom.




2023-06-14

St. Paul Loses a Link to its Past as Alary's Rebrands


One of the weirdest dive bars in downtown St. Paul (sadly a too-short list) is closing down. Alary's Bar on 7th Street announced it was closing, and possibly rebranding. It wasn't my favorite place, but it was unique! Their odd parking-lot patio alone made it a must-see stop on any downtown St. Paul bar crawl.

Alary's grand entrance.

Alary's has a great, sordid, St. Paul history, and is the last real link to the city's burlesque past, when downtown was seedy and catered to the debauched, as it did since its days as Pig's Eye. 

Along with the Har-Mar Mall, Alary's has the best amalgamated moniker in the East Metro. It's a mashup of Al Baisi and his partner Larry [something]. Baisi was born in West Virginia and became a lineman for the Chicago Bears int he 1940s, playing in '41, '41, and '46. Alary's has been a local Bears bar ever since. 

[The original Wabasha location. after a fire.]

Alary's c. 1956.

It all started with Larry and Al took over a Wasbasha club called the Drum Bar in 1949 and rebranded it, adding a burlesque strip show. This was back in the day when such things were commonplace in both downtowns, and St. Paul needed something to compete with the likes of the Persian Palms in Minneapolis' Gateway. It was located about where the Children's Museum is today.

Here's a review of the place from 1979, penned by now-legendary food critic Jeremy Iggers, then writing for the Minneapolis Star:

“The only strip joint that hasn’t lost its charm… a dark and dingy, almost seamy looking place. The two-story white walls are bare except for few vintage photographs of 40s football teams. Many Alary’s customers look like survivors from another era, middle aged men with slicked-back hair and weather faces. Drifters with week-old beards who walk with a limp. Dozens of single men all slip in to watch severely overweight women jiggle their flesh. There are no glass-enclosed cages at Alary’s, but then the dancers never take it all off, a real burlesque. One stripper wears a towering red bouffant and the kind of feathers and fans that make Gypsy Rose Lee famous. Her legs are wrinkled. You can count the rolls in her stomach, but boy, she sure knows how to twirl her tassles one at a time and strut her stuff with class.”

(See also the press clipping below of a brief political run by a former Alary's stripper.) 

The great irony of the strip shows was that, by the end of his life, Baisi was blind. He lost his sight in an East Side shotgun attack (!) in 1970, but he had a special stool at the back of the bar where he held court and listened to the strip tease. 

An Elvgren.

Urban Renewal marked the end of the old Wabasha bars. Mayor Latimer wanted to take down the old buildings and replace them with the new World Trade Center that still stands at Wabasha and (new) 7th. Like any good lineman, Baisi stood his ground, and simply moved the place up the street to an old paint shop that also has an interesting history. The current Alary's which moved in 1998, is in an old paint supply shop that was run by the parents of Gil Elvgren. You've probably seen Elvgren's work, because he was one of the most famous pinup artists in US history. A MIA art graduate, he painted scantily clad women throughout World War II for Brown and Bigelow, the local calendar company. 

Perhaps channeling Elvgren's lewd spirit, Alary's moved into the old downtown paint shop, and used the high ceilings. Al Baisi's kid took over the place, and retained the sexploitation vibe. Not too long ago, the evening bartenders were all scantily clad women, and there was a live video feed. Then there was the infamous Vulcan groping incident of '05, which is horrible. 

It was also a cop bar, and there was a nightstick proudly displayed on the wall, along with other cop paraphernalia. Not my politics, that's for sure! It makes it all the more ironic that, in 2015, a drunk Forest Lake hockey dad jumped into the Alary's hockey game shuttle and drove it a mile without realizing someone was inside the whole time.

Farewell Alary's! It was a real link to St. Paul's less upstanding history.

Cool, something to beat people up with.


Elvgren's Art Deco paint shop.

The dreaded Alary's shuttles.



Cop and Vulcan stuff.


The Royal Defillibrator certificate.



How it felt to go to Alary's.

I loved the history wall: lost St. Paul.


It's hard out there for an arthritic stripper.






2021-08-23

Coney Guide Booklet and Two More Out-Of-Print Booklets Now in Stock

I'm happy to report that, after years of work (and apparently years of my life flushed down the toilet), I'm finally done with my comprehensive guide to Twin Cities coney dogs: "Coney Dogs of Greater Saint Paul." 

If you missed any of my coney dog bike rides in the past, this is a good primer on how to make up for lost time. And it turned out pretty good! The legendary WACSO offered his artwork for the cover, and I have photos of all but one of the coneys I reviewed. They are located in eight (8!) different municipalities, and offer a great range of flavor and atmosphere for the discerning hot dog connoisseur. 

Featured coney dogs include twenty-nine (29!) different coney dog reviews and rankings, past and present, as well as some tasting tips, history, and opinions. Ranked establishments include: Carbone's, Dari-ette Drive-in, Dar's Double Scoop, Gallaghers, The Gopher Bar, Keenan's Bar, The Original Coney Island™, Rooster's, Ran-Ham/Nook, the State Fair, Norm's Wayside, The Corner Bar, Mortimer's, Uncle Franky's, Neumann's, B-Dale Club, Grumpy's, Al's Corral Bar, The Coop, and the Dine-1-1 food truck. Each has a photo, ranking, and review, and the rest of the booklet includes some history about coneys in general and Twin Cities coneys specifically.

You can buy one today and I'll get it shipped ASAP.

Meanwhile, the Noteworthy South Minneapolis Dive Bars (updated and revised to include the Bull's Horn, Cardinal Bar, and the Vincent Giantvalley American Legion) and Noteworthy Dives of Payne and Arcade booklets are back in print as well. 

Find them all in my store!

2021-06-16

Booklets Back in Print! - Staircases of St. Paul, Dives of the Midway, Overlooked Parks of St. Paul


Good news! 

I have *finally* got some of my long out-of-print booklets back available in my online store

What's more, both the Noteworthy Dives of the Midway booklet and the Public Staircases of St. Paul booklet are NEW and IMPROVED with updated information about things like the Midway Saloon, the Black Hart of St. Paul, and the (temporary) closure of the Walnut Street staircase.  


You can now purchase:

Noteworthy Dive Bars of the Midway

Featuring fun information about Tracks Bar (long gone), Hot Rods (for sale), the Trend Bar (in limbo), the Midway Saloon (formerly Big V's), and the Black Hart (formerly the Town House).



Overlooked Parks of St. Paul

Featuring fun information about Hampden, Desnoyer, Newell, Union, and Merriam Parks in the northwest quadrant of the city.



and Public Staircases of St. Paul

Featuring maps and fun information about 17 different public staircases (past and present) in all corners of the St. Paul topographical region.



Get them ASAP and I'll ship them your way. And there's plenty of other stuff in there too...

2021-03-09

Another Dive Down as the Hexagon Burns Up, Goes by the Wayside



The Hexagon Bar was unique, a small weird oasis on the concrete streets of the Seward neighborhood. Its loss marks another minor absence for the city’s music scene, and the disappearance of small weird venues like the nearby Triple Rock and the 400 Bar. 

For music, the Hexagon Bar was always cover-free. It was the kind of place you could just pop your head into as you were passing through South Minneapolis, to see who was playing, with little commitment, and whether it sucked or not. There was often a flock of hipsters, crusty punks, U students, and/or random South Minneapolis bozos hanging around outside the door. Late at night, the fenced-in patio was like a petting zoo where people fed each other American Spirit cigarettes. 


At other times, the Hexagon Bar was a classic dive, if there wasn’t a show, you’d find a maybe a dozen regulars drinking out of plastic cups, staring blankly at the claw machine, passing time in a place that slowly changed around them.

I wrote of the place's mercurial nature, back in the 2nd Guide Booklet:

The gritty wedding of dives and music is perfectly suited to another dive characteristic, the daily pattern of regulars, drunks, workers, and the late-night young. Any good dive in an urban area will have a distinct rhythm to the day, a stride and pace of alcoholic progression that mirrors its social reach and the neighborhood around it. In a way, this is like how Jane Jacobs described the “urban ballet,” the passage of a New York sidewalk through the hours, of streets through the day and night. Some dives begin their days in old age, with the retired or hopeless, weary men escaping loneliness, reading the paper, complaining. As the night wears on, years fall off the faces, a time-lapse in reverse. The old man in the olive jacket is replaced by a 30-something in plaid, then again by a black shirted groupie straight out of college. Midnight is for the young and restless and the music takes over the bar, pouring out of the adjacent room like a spilled Grain Belt, impossible to ignore. If you’re here, why would you want to?

It's also wroth pointing out that the Hexagon Bar was the last real remnant of the hub of hell, along with the Schooner Bar a few blocks away. …

The Hub of Hell, also known as Hell’s Half-Acre, was its own special place, where the Puffer-Hubbard gang (from the nearby foundry) was just as likely to police social norms as the actual Minneapolis police.

…


The Hexagon Bar sat on the seam that separated the factories and warehouses of Seward from the working-class homes to the north and east. In those days, there were a lot of industrial facilities in the area, like the Milwaukee Road rail yards, which employed hundreds of working stiffs; Minneapolis-Moline, a farm implement factory; or Flour City Ornamental Iron Works Company, a foundry that crafted large, decorative railings, gates, and doorways. The railroad tracks through the neighborhood were lined with smokestacks and the streets full of men roving around and looking for work and fun.






Heck I’ve been writing odes to the Hexagon Bar for almost ten years now. I think the second ever dive bar bike tour wound up there, back in 2013. Since then, I wrote about the Hexagon Bar in my South Minneapolis Dive guide booklet, researched it as part of work I did on the history of the Seward Neighborhood, and then again included it in my book Closing Time.

I didn’t know it when I was going to shows, but music at the Hexagon Bar was part of a long tradition. Researching the bar book, I dug into an audio history archive from the 1990s that included a colorful interview with the bar’s long-time owner, Aurelea Hupp. Her story is fascinating, but includes this description of the bar in mid-century: 


It was mostly truck drivers. . . . There would be fights in the bar, because we had a hexagon-shaped bar and there only was the one room. We had the oom-pa band there in the corner, three fellas playing, and they’d be four deep at the bar on a Friday or Saturday. The fellas would be arguing, you know, and my husband, who was a friendly guy, he and Jack Reilly would have to stop these fights.


Hupp’s husband inherited the place from his stepdad, who had opened it up after prohibition in 1935. She passed it along to her kids, and apart from losing the original hexagonal shaped bar, it didn’t change all that much. (I put an extended rough transcription of the Hupp interview below.)

The bar was torched during the unrest this summer. The demolition of the ruins this week mark the end of the real Hub of Hell bars that once defined the Seward neighborhood.. Most of them were demolished intentionally through city-led projects, aimed at changing the area, reducing crime, and getting rid of the old bars. While the bowling alley and the Eagles club remain, and though I love them both, neither is really a traditional bar. It’s a bit sad to see the Hex go this way, because I think it had made it through the hardest years of the 1990s and early 2000s.

RIP Hexagon Bar. You had a good run.



[Rough Exerpts from an interview with Aurelia Ann Marie Hupp, long-time proprietor of the Hexagon from the 1950s-1990s.]

I started singing at the Tempo Bar, owned by Roy [???] at the time. Charles Mathews was one of our regular customers, [???] Eckberg was the owner, he was a very regular customer. He was in the Tempo every day in the 1940s, I started singing at the age of 2. 

Somebody had coxed me to enter a contest at the Café Exceptionale. I didn’t take the [waitressing] job be a singer, so I was scared. 

One night we stopped in the Tempo they got me up to sing, Roy Eckberg was there and said, I want you to come and work for me. 

I was a singing waitress. All popular songs of the 40s, and everything that was popular semi-classics. There was a piano player and a violin player and my brothers made a little stage for the waitresses, and they used to be packed every night [with people] from the university. Just packed.

Night and Day, Paper Moon, Summertime, Chattanooga Choo Choo. Bernie Bane Hanson was the piano player. 

The band would be on 20 minutes and the girl would be on 20 minutes, and the girl only lasted two weeks. 

So he sez, You want to come down and try it? 

I don’t mind, I sez. I might not last very long. What was she getting? I asked. 

I was getting 40 dollars a week at the Tempo, so we went down to start it, and the fellow asked me what I expected to get. 

I expect to get 60 dollars a week, I sez.  

If you last more than two weeks, I’ll see that ya get it, he sez. 

The third week came, I got 40 dollars. I said to him, remember me? 

You got it, he sez. 

I worked there about two years. It was after the Tempo, that was like in ’45, [owned by] Gus Nelson. Roy Eckberg had sold it to Gus Nelson and then there was another bar, the Minnesota Bar, I’m pretty sure it was called the Minnesota bar on Franklin. It was a beer parlor. Beer parlor, liquor and beer, 3.2 and liquor, as opposed to hard liquor. 

Then I got the job downtown at the Casablanca, when it was owned by White/ Mitch from Mendota was one of the owners, [???] went to jail because of the murder that was there.  And Tommy Banks. Shetsky took the rap for Tommy Banks, who was the guy that killed him at the time I was singing downtown. 

I was also Rosie the riveter at the St Paul airport because I was working on a specials crew. And when the new B24s came into the St. Paul airport you had to go all over them to see where the rivets were missing.

My husband’s stepdad started the Hexagon at the end of prohibition. It was a beer bar, where you make beer, a Schlitz brewery was there, in the building. That was the building and my husband’s stepdad stared a bar right there and that was in about ’36, 

It had been Schlitz before prohibition. After, it was a natural place for a bar. It had the right smell. So we started a bar there, and when he decided to retire, he gave the bar to his own son and my husband who was his stepson, he was married to my husband’s mother, turned the place over to the two boys in 1945. And they worked there. They were partners, and they added on, and they were partners until his son died. That was Riley, our name was Riley. Our telephone is still listed as William Riley he’s been dead since…

Riley married Hupp, and that was where the two boys came from. One boy in each family, that was the extent of the family. 

He died when he was about 59 years old, my husband had along in about 77, my husband got Alzheimer's and he had Alzheimer's until he passed away. And my son will help him run it and when he died, I stepped in and did it. And now the boys are running it, the one boy is the manager now, and we’re on the corner.

When we were first in here it was The Magic. The bar where emerge is, and meet to us there, where you the city bought it you, it had been formally Duffys. It was Genes, and then Pearsons was always there, and Pearson Bustard his name was, he and his wife both had Cadillacs and beanies and he had a ring on his finger that was a big diamond. 

And he was held up, they said give me that diamond. 

I can’t, he sez. I haven’t had that off my hand in 20 years.

And [the robber] says, cut it off or I’ll cut the damn finger off.

And so it came right off. Heck, you don’t want to get too scared because that what can happen, your fingers shrink.

There are just as many [bars] now, in fact, they gave all ways was the ones that’s owned by the what’s the one a block down from Pearson’s well anyway it's Franky… name of the bar down there that… 

The Eagles', I know it well, they do sell liquor there. One they gave a license to. The FOI / VFW. They gave a liquor license to the Stardust, then Henna’s became Differs, then Duffy’s became an insurance man, Foster. Then Foster became Norma Jeans, then the city took it back. Mr Nib’s was after the Magic Bar, Magic Bar then Mr. Nibs, then it was go right to Mirage called it … now its not any more. 

Gone by the wayside, and Norma Jeans has gone by the wayside and Pearson’s has gone by the wayside. 

[Transcript ends.]

2020-09-30

Another Downtown Dive Disappears as the Hat Trick Lounge Gets Iced


[Now empty in the empty city.]

The last few years have not been kind to downtown Saint Paul dive bars, and COVID-19 and the absence of sports has made everything worse. I was downtown last week and once again struck by the lack of people, which is saying something for a downtown that is typically lacking in signs of human life in the first place.  

Well, it seems inevitable that bars will go out of business during the COVID pandemic, and that goes double for places located downtown that are dealing with a huge drop in population. You would expect the most marginal places to be the first to disappear,  and there was no more marginal dive bar in downtown Saint Paul than the Hat Trick.

The Hat Trick -- formerly the Top Hat, but the named was changed when the Xcel Energy Center opened up -- was in a historic one-story building in the middle of one the city’s last old blocks in the downtown core. It shares a wall with the the decrepit Empire Building, smushed between the Pioneer-Endicott alley and a large parking ramp, in what was once the heart of old downtown. 5th and Robert should be one of Saint Paul’s prime locations, but today, with the skyway buildings sucking all the life off the street, somehow it always seemed desolate. Even finding the place was like walking into an alley you didn’t know existed.

Each time I went into the place, I was struck again by its slapdash character. It was the kind of dive that was made from patchwork, where you could see each and every repair, remodel, or new piece of furniture in the place. Walking through the Hat Trick was like visiting a museum, various things on the wall dating back sometimes decades. The curiosities on the wall were unparalleled; I was especially fond of the weird carpet shamrock. The bar itself was a split-level and U-shaped, and festooned with historic-looking 70s lampposts.

They had big darts tournaments and a good pool table elevated somehow onto a balcony overlooking the main bar room. Typically the TV was tuned to local news unless there was Minnesota sports happening somewhere. There was often a newspaper sitting on the plush bar railing, probably opened to the comics or the sports page. This was one fo the last places in downtown where you could be absolutely sure to find the marginal folks of Saint Paul, people passing the time and drinking the day away. At night, local cover bands would play in the big side room. There was a vending machine (!) and one of the city’s dingiest bathrooms down a long beige hallway.


[The Hat Trick today.]

The building is for sale and the interior gutted. Almost nobody will miss it, but downtown is surely less diverse without the Hat Trick Lounge, made all the poorer without this weird refuge. RIP Hat Trick Lounge!












[Some of the things on the wall.]



2020-09-21

Twin Cities Dive Bar Coasters Now Available!

 


Some exciting news! 

Beginning today, you can now receive in the mail a set of four (4) drink coasters featuring illustrations of dive bars of Minneapolis and Saint Paul. If you're missing the dive bars these days due to the pandemic, why not enjoy some of their symbols in the comfort of your own home?

All coasters feature unique art made by local Twin Cities artists:

  • The drink wheel from the Schooner Bar in South Minneapolis (by Alex Newby)
  • A mural from the Knight Cap in Northeast Minneapolis (by Emily Parks)
  • A bar rail from Tracks (RIP) in Midway, Saint Paul (by Andy Singer)
  • The exterior of Ted's Rec in the North End/Como, Saint Paul (by Rebecca Silus)

Only $8 for the set. Order yours today!

2020-02-28

Louie's Bar Resurrected as the NorthStar on Saint Paul's Payne Avenue

[Entropy meets Louie's awning.]
Even compared to most dive bar demises, I felt bad about the closing of Louie's Bar on Payne Avenue because I might have had a small hand in it. Louie's was a divey joint on Payne, an old-school hole-in-the-wall that was just treading water amid the hard times of the East Side.

I'd come across it during some dive bar scouting [see full write-up at the bottom of this post] and stationed myself there at least once for Saint Paul's Few Gear's Eve NYE alleycat race.

But it was I who blew the whistle on Louie's when I narc'd on their "40+" policy one late-spring day a few years back. I snapped a pic of the door after getting kicked out for being underage. I tweeted it out and within a day, I was being interviewed by the excellent Mecca Bos from City Pages.

Here's the story of Tony, who managed Louie's during its downfall:
Tony Carlson, general manager of Louie's, has been managing bars for 22 years, three of them on Payne Avenue, including the long-gone notorious strip club, the Payne Reliever. 
She's from the East Side, and says she's pretty much seen it all. She's been working at Louie's for about a year, and according to her, last summer was nothing but trouble at the bar. 
"We had over 350 phone calls to the police — fights, drug-related calls. Yes, people get drunk and do stupid things, but this was above and beyond that." She adds that the bar is paying steep fines to the city and has to appeal at city council meetings in order to make penance for all the trouble surrounding the bar. According to her, security cameras from the bar are linked directly to the St. Paul Police Department for surveillance purposes.  
Thanks to all the crime, longtime regulars were no longer coming in to drink, and Carlson was searching for a way to halt the crime and bring regulars back. She made the decision to card every person who came through the door, and, in October, to institute a 30-and-over policy. And for a time, things were calm again. But then this month, "The shit hit the fan again."  
"We couldn't control the crowd. We had people sitting around and not purchasing anything. A lot of homeless people, and a lot of drug dealers. The outside of the bar was intimidating with people hanging out."

She says that in an effort to "control the crowd," they took away hardcore rap and took away the karaoke. But still the trouble remained and the regulars were staying away. So they instituted a 40-and-over policy. And since then, she says, things have been calm again.  
"We have new customers. People don't feel like they have to sit with their purses in their laps. People feel comfortable again."  
But there's a loophole to the nobody-under-40-rule. Regular customers who the staff knows well have been issued "VIP" cards, and are welcome to use the bar regardless of their age (over 21, of course). Carlson says that VIP cards have been issued to some new customers, too. 

A age restriction policy is often the dying gasp of an old bar, and that was true for Louie's which lasted only a few more months. the building has been vacant since, the letters on the awning slowly succumbing to entropy.



Well, all that's changing. The Pioneer Press reports that the place is re-opening and is being fixed up. That's great news!

My favorite detail is this:
German, who said the space was “beyond a dive,” when the current ownership took over, said the dingy drop-ceilings have been taken out to reveal an antique tin ceiling, and an artist is creating an accent wall that will contain aspects of the East Side. 
German said the project is a homecoming of sorts for him. 
“I was born and raised two blocks off Payne Avenue, so I love it, and I love the revitalization that’s happening,” he said. “I’m really excited to be a part of trying to continue that.”

Payne Avenue deserves a thriving bar scene, and bringing back Louie's as NorthStar is going to fill a key gap in the city's bar culture. Head over the East Side in the near future and get lost on Payne.

And if you want a handy, increasingly-out-of-date guide to the area dive bars, I have just the thing for you.

[Louie's Exerpt follows.]

The first time I went to Louie’s was on something of a dare. The old bar was a stop on Saint Paul’s annual New Year’s Eve alleycat race, and the organizers needed somebody to staff the supposedly sketchiest bar.

I volunteered and, with a friend, spent a few hours passing time hugging the wall. I found cheap crappy lager, a well-worn juke-box, and a huge room divided roughly into a few smaller areas. On one side, a rectangular bar linked to the ceiling with wooden beams offered refuge for world-weary Payne denizens, and the wide open booth-and-table half of the room offered opportunity for the odd entourage. Groups of men leaked from the sidewalk to commandeer tables and hold court around a plastic pitcher. Later that night I sang karaoke on a small stage in the corner, loosing Sinatra onto an audience immune to my intoxicated charm.

Surely in the early days it was different, but for many people, the 21st century version of Louie’s had a bad reputation. It was a reminder of Payne’s struggles over race, class, housing, and the future of the old neighborhood. By some accounts, Louie’s had become one of the nodes of gang turf, with drug dealing in the bathroom or fights in the alley. Thus the long and shifting list of rules posted to the door.

But like many disreputable dives, so much depends on perspective and timing. My experience had always been a pleasant mix, a slice through a neighborhood that was home to Saint Paul’s downest on their luck. East Side bars are often faced with a choice about how much to enforce cultural, racial, or generational mores. This can be done in a dozen ways, from overt dress codes to juke box restrictions to lines like “we reserve the right to...” and, most importantly, the more subtle spheres of nebulous sociality.

As the old ways declined over the years, Louie’s struggled with the winds of change. The last time I went there, I was kicked out. One drizzly afternoon, a friend and I entered and, shedding our damp coats, approached the bar. I hadn’t been there in a while, and apparently things had changed.

“Don’t get too comfortable,” said the older woman tending the taps. “We’re a forty-plus bar now.

“I’m sorry, what?” I stammered.

“You have to be forty to drink here. New rule. Born’s is doing it too,” she said, looking at my younger friend. Born’s was a bar on Rice Street, a mile to the West across the freeway. They had similar problems dealing with neighborhood crime, especially late at night.

We didn’t argue or dawdle - what would have been the point? - and after a muttered joke or two, ventured directly across the street for a cheap pint of craft beer and organic appetizers at the new foodie pub. Such are the zany juxtapositions of Payne Avenue, where mix- ing tides, new and old schools of every spectral stripe, the sanitized and the dingy alike, prove a point like shadows on the face of a noir hero. “This means something”, you think to yourself, a mashed potato mountain of culture and time.

Yet the snips of easy laughter and stories I glimpsed in the bar that day lingered in my mind after the ejection from Louie’s. A while ago, a friend recounted an unbiased visit to the place: “One of the friendliest places I’ve been, the people were so nice,” he said, “and aside from the bartender, we were the only white people there.”

Louie’s has now closed, its absurd age limits the last throes of an empty bottom line. The sign on its awning is already falling apart, missing a vowel or two, and the loss is sad despite the dinge because so many of our cultural third-spaces are segregated around race or class or both. The rarity of these unexpected intersections reveals their fragility. I like to think that a dive can, for a time, offer a bridge between worlds, a place for jokes, drinks, hopes, and insults to spread like seeds through the layers of our social strata.

Not to be idealistic, for Louie’s was as rough as they come, but the death of a dive is a somber thing, regardless of taste. Rest in pieces, Louie’s Bar. May you linger in some sweet Payne purgatory, serving drinks to the ageless.

2020-01-07

The Top 19 Twin City Sidewalk Posts of 2019

Here once again is the annual list of best posts from the past year. There are some good posts, and these are they. If you missed them, enjoy!

[See also, top posts of 20102011201220132014201520162017, and 2018.] 



# 19. This Week is Your Last Chance to Soak in Big V's Exquisite Dive Atmosphere

An ode to a timeless dive on the eve of its closing. The nice thing here is that the new owners changed almost nothing, other than putting a Big Boy statue on the roof. 99% outcome here.


# 18. The Three Fiefdoms of Saint Paul

This is one I've been sitting on for a while and finally got around to it. Basically, these places that carved boundaries out of Saint Paul are a problem. At least we should be aware of it...


# 17. Another Dive Down as Kelly's Depot Bar Departs the Station

An ode to a timeless dive on the even of its closing. Still sad about this one. This place gave downtown Saint Paul a heart and soul that it's still missing today.

# 16. Another Rant About Cars

A good old fashioned rant. These often form in my head while I bike around the city. Sometimes I print them, instead of cursing to myself.


# 15. Reasons for Leaving the Met Council Chair, Ranked

I forget who asked me to rank people leaving the Met Council Chair position, but I did. It was fun! I need to update this with Chair Slawik, sometime, but maybe I should just wait until Chair Zelle inevitably leaves the post as well. (I think Slawick would rank very low, somewhere around the #6 position.)


#14. A Saint Paul Garbage Prayer

For better or for worse, in Saint Paul, 2019 was the year of the trash wars. What fucking stupidity! I even had a dumb dream about it, and transcribed it for you here.

Oh God, I am glad that's over. If never talk about trash again, it'll be too soon.





#13. Seven Mountains of the Midway

A post where I take pictures of giant piles of things in Saint Paul's Midway and imagine climbing them as if I was a tiny fleck of a person. I even named them for you.


#12. Notes from the Empire Builder IV
I took another ride on the Empire Builder and managed to put together some obeservations. By now, riding the train and thinking about space, speed, and geography is like church for me.

#11.  Best Bike Lanes From Downtown Saint Paul to the West, Ranked

The rankings to end all rankings. This one started as a joke and ended as a joke.


#10. Another Dive Down as Timeless Lee's Liquor Lounge Relinquishes

An ode to a timeless dive on the eve of its closing. Still sad about this one. The details about the mops and the live story of Louis Siriam are one of the most fascinating Twin Cities stories I've ever read. Check it out. (You can also find a chapter on Lee's in my new book.)



#9.  The Mendacity of "Ope"

I really liked this one, but nobody else did. I guess you should never underestimate the desire of Minnesotans to feel exceptionally special, even if they aren't.

Ope. Sorry about your feelings there.


#8. Open Letter to the Saint Paul City Council about Ayd Mill Road

My attempt to lobby the city about Ayd Mill Road. This might be another one that we win this year!


#7. Kassim Busuri's Broken Promise is Worst than Most

A hot take on interim CM Busuri, who was appointed on the promise that he would not run for office, an then ran for office. That really pissed me off, and I tried to explain why here.

Thankfully, he lost handily to incoming CM Yang. Bye Felicia.



#6. Open Letter to a Saint Paul Business Owner on the Trash Situation

An attempt to persuade people politically. Business owners "voting No" were especially backwards about how taxes and municipal cooperation work. Must be just a reflex or something...

#5.Two More Predicable Tragedies on Saint Paul's Deadly Border Streets


Another depressing diatribe post-mortem about how we need to change things. Typically these are followed by nothing actually changing.

BUT WAIT... this time, Ramsey County actually went and changed both streets right away, without a lot of hemming and hawing about traffic and parking, because it was important and because people died tragically.

Now that's progress! Hopefully no more deaths are needed to make changes.


#4. All I Need to Know about Saint Paul Politics I Learned from Joe Mauer

My election-year political post, an attempt to combine local politics and baseball. Basically, the same people that Boo joe Mauer are the ones booing the City each time it tries to plow a street or cancel punitive library fines. While these people can seem like charming cultural anachronisms, in reality, much of the time, they are mean morons. Mauer's going to the Hall of Fame and Saint Paul has organized trash. Deal with it.



#3. Objective and Rational Twin City Suburb Power Rankings 2019

Best rankings ever. Why? This one includes Nowthen, Ham Lake, and Coates, FFS. And the one at the bottom deserves it.



#2. The Worst Thing about Cars is that Nobody is Even Happy

Another rant about cars, only this time, once more with feeling. It struck me that cars make people miserable, myself often included.  That sucks! Let's dive into that feeling and explore it a bit together, shall we?

I did. And it was therapeutic, even if it was melodramatic.



#1. Presenting Ayd Mill Road: The Music Video

Best post ever, even if my singer (thanks!) did not pronounce "Ayd" correctly. This is the kind of thing that makes doing this blog worthwhile for me.