Yes, with any donation of $5 or more to this sidewalk blog, I will create for you a handmade artisanal sidewalk narrative postcard.
Q: What is an artisanal handmade sidewalk narrative postcard?
A: Each one is unique. Expect an artistically modified postcard of ambiguous incipience containing a true-life sidewalk tale of how I have spent your generous monetary gesture.
What's more, I will have this quasi-artistic missive hand-delivered to the address of your choosing via our nation's foremost sidewalk delivery service, the United States Postal Service.
See examples of previous artisanal handmade postcards here: