[The 2011 Goldy T. Gopher Vehicular Bike-Slaughter Award for Best Fake Motto Generation trophy pieta.]
Here's how it works!
[Blank] is Easy. [Blank] is Hard.
[Something pithy.]
For example:
Your Mom is Easy. Biking at the U is Hard.
Why Goldy, Why?
[Goldy's official contest entry.]
I will be accepting alternate mottos for the next one week. The winner will actually receive the trophy on their doorstep. Please email your ideas to blindeke [a] gmail.com or put them in the comments!
5 comments:
Driving is easy. Caring is hard. :)
Being self-propelled is easy. Being unnecessarily motorized is hard.
Improving sustainable infrastructure is easy. Building a new college football stadium is hard. Get a clue, Goldy.
Creating a discombobulated transit network is easy. Creating a discombobulated safety campaign is hard.
Grammar is easy. Getting runned over is hard. Read, don't speed.*
*UMN respectfully asks you not to attempt to read this message while biking or driving as it may result in unsafe mobile behavior.
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