[The 2011 Goldy T. Gopher Vehicular Bike-Slaughter Award for Best Fake Motto Generation trophy pieta.]
Here's how it works!
[Blank] is Easy. [Blank] is Hard.
Your Mom is Easy. Biking at the U is Hard.
Why Goldy, Why?
[Goldy's official contest entry.]
I will be accepting alternate mottos for the next one week. The winner will actually receive the trophy on their doorstep. Please email your ideas to blindeke [a] gmail.com or put them in the comments!