24.10.06

The Winning Ticket

I was of the opinion that the upcoming political election was all about Iraq, tax cuts, corruption, and mammoth levels of incompentence.

But today I learned that the real reason the GOP might lose control of the house is an attack on that most sacred of American institutions: Daylight Savings Time.

This is from the Hotline:

A Surprise Ad Buy

In its latest independent expenditure filing, the NRCC just bought ad time on behalf of Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN 03) after conducting a poll in the district last week. The buy totals over $72,000 -- a relatively small amount. The Democrats have a self-funding candidate running, Ft. Wayne City Councilman Tom Hayhurst. But it's a solidly GOP district -- Pres. Bush won here with 68% in 2004, and Souder has won over 60% every cycle since 1998.

Outside Ohio, Indiana's provided the roughest state environment for the Republicans. Gov. Mitch Daniels' unpopularity (because of privatizing the Indiana Toll Road, implementing Daylight Savings' time) has made the re-election bids of Reps. Chris Chocola (R-IN 02), John Hostettler (R-IN 08) and Mike Sodrel (R-IN 09) very precarious. Could that same environment make Souder's re-election more challenging than he once expected? [JOSH KRAUSHAAR]
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Three seats in Indiana are in play, and they currently boast some of the largest leads for Democrats over incumbent Republicans in the country. Daylight Savings Time -- the New Third Rail of American Politics.

This precocious tidbit (a blast from the past) is from my first ever post on the second website:

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME is my favorite time of the year, mostly because it is so short. Most holidays, like President's Day for example, are a whole day long, and what am I supposed to do? I can only celebrate President's for so long before I get tired. And Thanksgiving and Christmas are even worse. I think everyone will agree that twelve days of Christmas are far too many days long for a holiday to be. So I like Daylight Savings Time because it's only an hour long. I suppose if it were like all the other holidays, it would be called Daylight Savings Day, but how relieving that its not?

Once while talking to a reliable source, I learned that they do not celebrate Daylight Savings Time in the state of Indiana. This leaves me impressed, but also befuddled. How can an entire state decide not to participate in a national event of this magnitude? I can see why some states might opt out of certain celebrations, an example being Columbus Day, which is sometimes a vacation and sometimes not a vacation depending on what state you're in. But, what can be more important to our daily lives than time, with its alarm clocks and digital watches? And what about the people who live on the border between Indiana and some state next to Indiana? Are they still late for work? On the news, do they have to say, "Well, don't forget to set your clocks back... unless you're in Indiana, and then you can go ahead and forget." It all leads to problems, problems, and more problems.

I would like to say to the people of Indiana that I respect your gumption. Its not easy, when faced with so many other states all acting together, to just sit back and say, rocking ever so gently in your chair, "Take this Daylight Savings Time and shove it." But don't you think its time to grow up? Look at all the time we're saving in all these other states, the very time that you don't get to save over in Indiana. Why not save some time with us? I bet if you tried it, you would like it.

But on the other hand, I can see your point, because Daylight Savings Time isn't as good as it should be. First of all, it is always on a Sunday, where nobody will notice it. So this year, I've decided to move mine to Monday, where it makes more sense. And it worked really well this morning. When I woke up it was already sunshine outside, which wasn't happening last week at all. And so I was a big fan of this Daylight Savings Time until I got out of work and it was dark. That ruined my day. I think they should make Daylight Savings Time twice as long, and put one on each end of the day. I know some of you math people might object to this, but don't worry because I thought of that too. I think we should just cut an hour out of the middle of the day, and put it on the end of the day. And my suggestion is 9-10 in the morning, when nobody works anyway. Go ahead and try to think of the last thing you did between 9 and 10, because I bet you can't think of anything. That way this holiday would really be something else.


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