Notice of Public Meeting: BURP #4 Tomorrow at The Republic

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING
ZONING ADJUSTMENT HEARING

[In 1917, Seven Corners looked like this!]

Pursuant to MN-DOT/TCS Section 38-431.02, notice is hereby given the TWIN CITY SIDEWALKS and to the general public, that the BUFFS OF URBAN AND REGIONAL PLANNING (BURP) will hold a meeting open to the public on March 13, 2012, at 5:00 p.m. located in Republic Bar, Seven Corners Minneapolis, Minnesota.


The agenda for the meeting is as follows:

1.  Application #:  ZA-39-12-7
Existing Zoning:  Really Bad Ideas
Location:  Way Too Many Places
Quarter Section:  13-31(G9)
Proposal:  Discuss various boondoggles in latent or blatant states going on in the Twin Cities metro, of which there are many, alas.
Ordinance Sections:  615.B.Table B
Applicant:  Yours Truly

  
2.  Application #:  ZA-40-12-6
Existing Zoning:  RE-24
Location:  Railroad Track Near You
Quarter Section:  20-33(I9)
Proposal:  Discussion of the future of America, as pertaining to the Twin Cities in particular, especially the future of rail transportation given the precarious nature of government funding and political consensus viz. the exact machines expected to be used in the future
Ordinance Sections:  608.C.8.h 608.C.8.h
Applicant:  Still Yours Truly

3.  Application #:  ZA-41-12-8
Existing Zoning:  A-1
Location:  Uncanny Springtime
Quarter Section:  6-37(E10)
Proposal:  Discussion of the Weather
Ordinance Sections:  627.D.91.a. 627.D.93.a.
Applicant:  Yours Truly

   
4.  New and Old Business

[As Yogi once said, "If you see a fork in the road, take it."]