|[One of the U's safety labels, aimed at drivers but placed in a bike path.]|
Here's how it works!
[Blank] is Easy. [Blank] is Hard.
Giving tickets is Easy. Designing Bike Lanes is Hard.
Why aren't there bike routes through campus?
I will be accepting alternate mottos for the next two weeks. Please email them to blindeke [a] gmail.com or put them in the comments.
The best motto will receive a one-of-a-kind sculpture of a Goldy Gopher stuffed animal crammed into a tiny model car like a bonzai kitten.
Good luck to you all!
[Little known fact: Goldy Gopher makes a brief appearance in MotorMania, Disney's 1950 classic cartoon about out-of-control automobile drivers losing their s**t.]