2016-11-03

Coney Quest III: "the Minneapolis Mile", coming to Washington Avenue on Wednesday, November 9th


[A pair of "Saint Paul" coneys in Minneapolis.]
It's a little known fact that Minneapolis also has coney dogs.

Yes, it's true that Saint Paul is famed across the land* for its renowned and distinctive coney style. But even in little 'ol Minneapolis, a coney backwater if there ever was one, the dogged and curious can find a decent coney.

In fact, there's quite a coney concentration to be had in the city's old "dive district," a.k.a. Washington Avenue, a.k.a the last remnants of the working-class immigrant downtown that weren't torn down by the moralistic modernist Minneapolis powers-that-be. In fact, if you connect the dog dots, you find a straight line down Washington linking all the links. Yes, Virginia, there are three distinctive coney dogs within a walkable mile in Minneapolis, beginning at the Five Corners coney hotbed and ending all the way at Grumpy's bar, where the self-described "Saint Paul-style coney" finds its Westernmost outpost.

[Coney correctly demarcated. The "schmucks" in question are at Uncle Franky's]
Wait, what is a coney?

It's a style of hot dog, served a Greek meat sauce, that hails from Michigan. And I have it on good authority (mine) that a distinctive vernacular style of coney can be found right here in the Twin Cities metro.

In fact, I've been obsessed with local varieties of coney dogs for a while now, fueled true and false nostalgia and fascination with historical remnants like the "Original Coney Island" still preserved in amber in downtown Saint Paul.

Over the last few years, I've been mapping and eating my way through the regional coneys and have watched as patterns have emerged. You'll find coney warrens along West 7th Street, in downtown Saint Paul and again here in Minneapolis. That kind of agglomeration makes sense because coneys tend to reproduce; for example, the coney recipe at the Corner Bar is the original recipe from Bullwinkle's across the street before it closed and was replaced with a new coney.

And that's the magic of coneys!

So let's explore the so-called Minneapolis coney with open minds and open mouths. See you at the recently re-opened Bullwinkle's Bar on Wednesday!

[Do kids these days even know who "Bullwinkle" is any more?]

What: Walking and eating tour of three (3) coney dog purveyors on Minneapolis' Washington Avenue
Where: Meat at Bullwinkle's Bar
When: Wednesday November 9th at 6:20 or so
Why: Well, meet for meat on meat = meta-meat meeting
Who: Anyone. Bring money for coneys and beer




[Arrow denotes Minneapolis coney warren. Link to map.]


See also: Saint Paul Coney Quest (2014) and Coney Quest II: The Search for More Coneys (2015)

* "the land" = the East Metro

2016-11-02

Signs of the Times #120

DO
NOT
STEAL
MY BOWL

[Lowry Bridge, Minneapolis.]


MEET THE
CANDIDATES
HERE July 20

[Window. South Saint Paul.]


LEMONADE

[Tree. North End, Saint Paul.]


BLACK LIVES
MATTER -
A LOT !!!!

[Yard. Northeast, Minneapolis.]


LOOP
"BEHIND YOU"
WE HAVE MOVED ACROSS THE STREET
NEXT TO THE LAUNDRY PLACE

[Location forgotten.]


no
CHESTER
ALLOWED

[West Bank, Minneapolis.]


$15 = BEER
+ Tune-up

[Wood. North Loop, Minneapolis.]


PLEASE RESPECT
OUR PRIVACY

[Piece of wood. Highland, Saint Paul.]

2016-11-01

Twin City Lampposts #5

 [Irvine Park, Saint Paul.]

 [Mississippi River, Saint Paul.]

 [Cathedral Hill, Saint Paul.]

 [Cathedral Hill, Saint Paul.]

[Cathedral Hill, Saint Paul.]

 [Cathedral Hill, Saint Paul.]

 [Cathedral Hill, Saint Paul.]

[Cathedral Hill, Saint Paul.]

Twin City Pumpkins #5

[Location forgotten.]

[Location forgotten.]

[Location forgotten.]

 [Whittier, Minneapolis.]

[Northeast, Minneapolis.]

[Saint Clair Avenue, Saint Paul.]

[Seems like Minneapolis.]

[Saint Anthony Park, Saint Paul.]

 [West Side, Saint Paul.]

[Likely to be Saint Paul.]

[Lowertown, Saint Paul.]

 [Mac-Grove, Saint Paul.]

[Saint Paul probably.]
Update:

MOAR pumpkins! Can't stop, don't wanna. These are all from the West Side.










(OK I'll stop now.)

Drive Like It’s Halloween Every Day

[The UN flag keeps Trump supporters away.]
Through a series of circumstances, I wound up driving around last night. As usual on the sidewalk holiday, I handed out candy at my dad’s house. He lives one block off of Summit Avenue, not too far from the Governor’s mansion, which is ground zero for Halloween tourism in Saint Paul. A parade of kids and parents come to the door for a solid two hours — about half of them kids of color, which is a refreshing change on our often segregated city.
A typical exchange:

*** KNOCK KNOCK ***

Young girl in a white shirt and flat black hat: Trick or treat! 

Me: Ok, what are you? The guy from Clockwork Orange?

Girl: (quietly) Taylor Swift 

Me: (handing candy) Um, ok.

[Vulnerable people walking around.]
As things began to wind down, I got in my borrowed car and very carefully drove off, negotiating through groups of trick-or-treaters. Heading west  down Summit Avenue, I was approaching the Hamline intersection just as the light began to change. Half of me wanted to accelerate and get through the stoplight. But than I remembered it was Halloween and there were a hundred tiny kids dressed like ninjas on the sidewalks all around me. So I slowed down, and turned left, and waited again at the next light, and finally got through the intersection.

The point is that driving in a walkable neighborhood on Halloween, any decent person will be extra cautious.
  • You drive carefully, looking around for people, head on a swivel. 
  • You don’t speed through intersections, especially not as the light is changing.
  • You drive 5-10 miles per hour below the speed limit.
  • You don’t get distracted in your car.
  • You don't touch your F'ing phone.
But this is how we should drive in the city all the time! Halloween merely reveals the everyday dynamics of urban streets. The only difference is that there are more people, families and kids, than normal, and they’re dressed in cool outfits.

But every day for the rest of the year, there are people walking around the streets of Saint Paul, kids, families, joggers, dog walkers, young people, old people. We should use our “Halloween rules” all the time, not just during an exceptional holiday. Halloween might when risk and danger peaks, but the total cumulative number of kids killed by drivers on the other 324 days of the year dwarfs the Halloween carnage.

Let’s drive like every day is Halloween.

[De kindermoord.]