Announcing the Winner of the U of MN Safety Campaign Motto Contest

After seemingly endless series of heated debates, much biting of nails and gnashing of teeth, the results are in for the 2011 Goldy T. Gopher Vehicular Bike-Slaughter Award for Best Fake Motto Generation.

And the winner, with a total of 10 votes: Andrew! aka S.O.T.A., who came up with the following suggestion...

[The new campaign motto in action.]

He will receive the coveted and highly flammable Goldy T. Gopher Motor Mania award, which should keep him warm during these cold winter nights. 

[The coveted Goldy trophy, fit for mantles or fires.]