2011-10-17

Re-Introducing the University of Minnesota Sidewalk Motto Contest

I am still seeking entries for the University of Minnesota Sidewalk Motto Contest. Please consider entering, as your chances are very good of winning this fabulous gopher-in-a-car-running-over-a-bike trophy.


[The 2011 Goldy T. Gopher Vehicular Bike-Slaughter Award for Best Fake Motto Generation trophy pieta.]

Here's how it works!
 
[Blank] is Easy. [Blank] is Hard. 
[Something pithy.]

For example:
 
Your Mom is Easy. Biking at the U is Hard.
Why Goldy, Why?



[Goldy's official contest entry.]
 
I will be accepting alternate mottos for the next one week. The winner will actually receive the trophy on their doorstep.  Please email your ideas to blindeke [a] gmail.com or put them in the comments!
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5 comments:

  1. Ben "Daniel is my bachelor name" McDaniel5:52 PM

    Driving is easy. Caring is hard. :)

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  2. Matty Lang6:13 PM

    Being self-propelled is easy. Being unnecessarily motorized is hard.

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  3. Rebecca7:19 PM

    Improving sustainable infrastructure is easy. Building a new college football stadium is hard. Get a clue, Goldy.

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  4. Dave11:04 AM

    Creating a discombobulated transit network is easy. Creating a discombobulated safety campaign is hard.

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  5. Jenni K4:03 PM

    Grammar is easy. Getting runned over is hard. Read, don't speed.*

    *UMN respectfully asks you not to attempt to read this message while biking or driving as it may result in unsafe mobile behavior.

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